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[geniusofslaughter]

A promotion might be on the way!

Well, I do like talking about me.
I don't like people getting involved in my business, but talking about myself is always enjoyable.

Where should I start? My childhood?
Kidding. I didn't have one. I just WAS one day.
But I do have memories of a childhood.
Someone else's.

[readytosee]

Your childhood? No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
Is there a reason you have someone else's memories, or is that a mystery to you, too?

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[geniusofslaughter]

Still have no idea what you do.

There's a reason.
I'm an amalgamation of stories about one man.
To make the story more true

[ He pauses, scratches his stubble. ]

[geniusofslaughter]

I need you to know for my benefit only that when I write "make the story more true" to read it in the most patronizing tone.

Please understand and incorporate that in your reading of the text.

Thanks!

[geniusofslaughter]

To make the story more true, I need to know things.

[readytosee]

Your patronizing tone has been noted.

I have half a dozen doctorates. I'll make you a spreadsheet.

So you're a tulpa, in essence.
Something brought to life through belief and repeated story telling.

[geniusofslaughter]

Thanks, again, buddy!

And should I call you "Doctor Buddy," then?

Yes, but remember!
More unique and special. And with my own title.

[readytosee]

Of course, anything I can do to make this experience better for you is my pleasure.

Do you not know my name? I would have thought with all your knowledge of the organization you would have figured that out already.

Does it need to be in English, or is language of no consequence.

[geniusofslaughter]

Even though you're getting mouthy, I still like what I read enough to take it as fact.

The name I have can't be your name. Those people like you to keep it from me.

It doesn't need to be, I guess.
What language were you thinking?

[readytosee]

What name do you have? Mine isn't a very common name.
Well -- it is and isn't.

Just that I might delve deeper into some folklore.
Most cultures have some sort of being based on collective consciousness.

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[geniusofslaughter]

You want me to type it?
Well, whatever.

Darling.
Doctor Darling, they said.

Until they just stopped saying it.
But I do take the blame for that one.
In my defense, the hammer did most of the work.

[geniusofslaughter]

Oh!
I like that idea!!
Naming me after something like that - I like it.

Good one, Doctor Buddy.

[readytosee]

Jesus Christ.
You said you weren't going to hurt anyone, if I worked on this for you.

That is my name though, yes.
Darling, I mean. Is my last name. So Doctor Darling.

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[geniusofslaughter]

Oh.

Well, shit.

[geniusofslaughter]

And look, that was before we made our deal.

[geniusofslaughter]

But you gotta admit that your name is unconventional.
Any person would think they were being fucked with.

But hey, at least we now officially know each other's names.
A silver-lining.

[readytosee]

Did...
Was the reason you beat someone to death with a hammer because you didn't believe them about my name?
Or were those two things unrelated.

(I genuinely don't know which option is worse.)

[geniusofslaughter]

I didn't believe them about your name.
And I don't like being lied to in what I felt was a real blatant fashion.

[readytosee]

[It's fine. What's one more death on his conscience?]

I see.
At least now I know with greater certainty what sort of madman I'm dealing with, exactly.

[geniusofslaughter]

Oh??

And what kind of madman are you dealing with?

[readytosee]

You clearly have no regard whatsoever for human life.
Or, I would wager, any life but your own.
And you tend to throw tantrums when you don't get your way.

[geniusofslaughter]

Well, I'll respond.

I'm not human so I don't think that's a bad thing.
I like myself - what can I say?
Also, we can find a better word than tantrums.

[readytosee]

A cosmic fit, if you will.
None of my degrees are in literature, apologies.

Hm, I was going to correct myself to "human shaped" but I do realize that I don't know what you look like, still.

[geniusofslaughter]

Better.
I'll forgive you, Darling.

You don't? Shall I send a snap?

[readytosee]

Oh lord, I'm going to regret this.
But yes, fine. Let me see who I'm working with.