You clearly have no regard whatsoever for human life. Or, I would wager, any life but your own. And you tend to throw tantrums when you don't get your way.
I suppose it's nice to put a face to a name. Or lack of name. Especially since you seem to know so much about me. I shudder to think what your holiday snaps might be like.
It... does ring a bell, in an odd way. I can't quite place it, but I know I've seen you somewhere before.
[Although he's worked with phenomena surrounding Alan Wake, but most reports that he cared about were entirely text based. He had picked up a few Alex Casey novels for fun (who hadn't), but his knowledge of Alan's face was by no means extensive.]
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Or, I would wager, any life but your own.
And you tend to throw tantrums when you don't get your way.
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I'm not human so I don't think that's a bad thing.
I like myself - what can I say?
Also, we can find a better word than tantrums.
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None of my degrees are in literature, apologies.
Hm, I was going to correct myself to "human shaped" but I do realize that I don't know what you look like, still.
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I'll forgive you, Darling.
You don't? Shall I send a snap?
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But yes, fine. Let me see who I'm working with.
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I'll take a nice picture for you.
Don't worry.
It won't be one of my holiday snaps.
[ tah-dah ]
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Especially since you seem to know so much about me.
I shudder to think what your holiday snaps might be like.
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In fact, if things keep working out, I might not have to take any for awhile.
But, hey, pal... the face you have to my name.
Does it look familiar at all to you?
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I can't quite place it, but I know I've seen you somewhere before.
[Although he's worked with phenomena surrounding Alan Wake, but most reports that he cared about were entirely text based. He had picked up a few Alex Casey novels for fun (who hadn't), but his knowledge of Alan's face was by no means extensive.]
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But I suppose that means you're locked in that whatever place a bit too much, huh?
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Are we playing guessing games again, or are you going to tell me where I'm meant to know you from.
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I'm probably adding to it.
I could tell you.
But I like a guessing game.
We don't have enough whimsy in our relationship.
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Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Are you bigger than a bread box?
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Animal.
And obviously.
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And neither do you.
You're outside of my usual circle so I'm guessing you're not known in the sciences.
Popular media?
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And not change them.
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A visual medium? Since I'm supposed to know your face.
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Some visual.
Mostly written.
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I'm tired, Scratch.
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We didn't even get that far into the game.
But fine, fine.
Not like I work. I understand.
Different hours of operation.
I will be nice and give the answer. You're welcome.
Alan Wake.
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... oh. Oh?
[Give him a moment while he flips through some paperwork to a grainy back-of-the-book photo of Alan.]
Well the implications of that are certainly.
Intriguing.
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Are you sure you don't have anyone you want me to kill to let you have a better whiskey? You know as a treat for me AND you.
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You flatter me.
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