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[readytosee]

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late night text to geniusofslaughter

[readytosee]

You know
Even if I did get you your mugs, I would have no idea how to get them to you
Do I leave them out for you to take, like leaving out cookies for Santa?

[geniusofslaughter]

Oh, that's a fun image, isn't it?
Coming to the lake and leaving cups by the shore.

[readytosee]

Well that, or throw them directly into the lake, which seems a waste of money.

[geniusofslaughter]

On the one hand, it feels like an incredibly lame game of "fetch" for one of us.
On the other hand, I'm curious about how good your arm is.

[readytosee]

Is there a particular spot in the lake I'd have to hit?
It's not a small lake, it might take a few tries.

[geniusofslaughter]

Important question.
How much money are you willing to spend to ensure I do get these mugs?

[readytosee]

Well the mugs I've looked at average at around fifteen dollars, so I'd like to not have to get more than ten.
If possible.
(They all have different designs, I wouldn't want you getting bored.)

[geniusofslaughter]

Okay, we can stop at ten.

[readytosee]

Wait, am I actually throwing mugs into a lake?
If they don't reach you, I at least want credit for making the attempt.

[geniusofslaughter]

You'll get credit.
An A+ for effort.

So, are you bringing them all at once or one at a time?

[readytosee]

I'll start with two, and if you don't get those I'll try a different spot.
If they do get to you, I'll send the rest through that way.

[geniusofslaughter]

I'm suddenly sad that we only agreed on ten.

[readytosee]

Well, this is coming out of pocket.
I don't have the budget for limitless coffee mugs.

[geniusofslaughter]

Again, they really should be paying you more.