Proud of you for staying sober into the late hours, pal.
Because I'm curious.
I was thinking about it, but it'd only be to harass Alan. But Alan's trapped in the Dark Place so he wouldn't see it. Furthermore, even if I do show it to him, it won't have that much of an effect. Like, "Oh, glad you're doing that with your free time instead of killing me endlessly." You know, being patronizing with my free time.
On second thought, you may want to stay out of the dating pool, if that is the case. You're doing so well at keeping your body count down. Why break your streak?
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You know having all this free time not killing people has got me thinking.
Do you think I'm attractive?
I know I'm attractive, but I need you to know that I am.
You can be honest. I won't kill you for it.
Consider it as another free pass for coming up with that name.
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It is very late and I am entirely too sober for this conversation.
Why do you need to know?
Are you thinking of starting a dating profile or something?
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Because I'm curious.
I was thinking about it, but it'd only be to harass Alan.
But Alan's trapped in the Dark Place so he wouldn't see it.
Furthermore, even if I do show it to him, it won't have that much of an effect.
Like, "Oh, glad you're doing that with your free time instead of killing me endlessly."
You know, being patronizing with my free time.
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I -- yes?
I suppose, you fit into the category of "conventionally attractive", from what I've seen.
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Do you want a poster with a cat on it?
Thanks, pal.
It's important to me that you know this and you do know it.
I'm relieved.
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The cat poster, I mean.
So that's why you woke me up at four in the morning?
So I can tell you that you're pretty?
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Thought people loved cat posters.
When you put it like that, it sounds petty.
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The one picture I've seen of you suggests you are pretty, yes.
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This warms my heart a little to hear you have a side that wants to torture people.
Do you want more???
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So sure, fire away.
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It's when I'm my most photogenic!
But I figure you don't want those.
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I should work on that, I guess????
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Not a lot of people are into that, I would assume.
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Potentially being murdered if they talk to me too much about the wrong thing.
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You're doing so well at keeping your body count down.
Why break your streak?
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Will you get me something if I keep it up?
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