You should leave them alone, is what you should do. They don't need to hear from you. I've done my best to guide them away from the Lake, and I'll continue to do so for as long as possible.
I can't hold them off indefinitely. If they decide to investigate despite my warnings, especially if I'm no longer around to present new reports? That isn't something I can help.
Aw shucks! I was looking forward to that, too! Fine, you don't have to get me one. Just keep me informed on what's going on. :) Doesn't have to be details to the enemy... I'm just curious in general what's going on outside of this shitty little town.
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You did great.
I feel like I should get you a cookie or something.
What do you want? Want anyone dead yet?
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I continue to not want anyone dead, in point of fact.
Though I do feel that this ought to buy me a little more time before you destroy everyone.
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My favorite little helper by far.
And I have had a few.
But you're my favorite.
Well, one day, you might and you get yourself a freebie.
Hell! I'll kill ten people for you. Eh. Twenty. I like this name that much.
It'll buy you quite a bit!
They should make statues of you if they haven't already.
Should I try to convince them to do that?
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They don't need to hear from you. I've done my best to guide them away from the Lake, and I'll continue to do so for as long as possible.
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If they decide to investigate despite my warnings, especially if I'm no longer around to present new reports?
That isn't something I can help.
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How many of these people are you okay with dying?
Like if there HAS to be a number.
THEORETICALLY.
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Can you not just be satisfied in a few years of peace?
No one has to die from this.
1/4
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Anyway, yeah, of course. Peace is great.
You want them whole, too, right?
You seem like a guy who would like them to remain whole.
So just a few broken limbs.
Maybe partially torn off.
They'll live and be better for it.
They'll have a cool scar and everything, Darling.
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Whole would be ideal, yes, thank you.
You get left alone for a good long while, and everyone stays in one piece.
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And hey, maybe we can become more than text buddies.
Text boss and employee?
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Are you keeping me on your retainer, then? Now that you've established that I'm useful.
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Fine, you don't have to get me one.
Just keep me informed on what's going on. :)
Doesn't have to be details to the enemy... I'm just curious in general what's going on outside of this shitty little town.
Guess so. Excited???